one plus one is less than three Wednesday, August 08, 2007: **** = friend, !!!! = friend, @@@@ = mafia underling and $$$$ = mafia head bossbouncyman1022 (1:59:11 PM): just got back from a clubbouncyman1022 (1:59:19 PM): and likebouncyman1022 (1:59:21 PM): while i was in the clubbouncyman1022 (1:59:25 PM): i felt someone's arm push mebouncyman1022 (1:59:28 PM): so i pushed him backbouncyman1022 (1:59:30 PM): and then he pushed me againbouncyman1022 (1:59:33 PM): so i pushed him backbouncyman1022 (1:59:44 PM): butbouncyman1022 (1:59:46 PM): i dind't make eye contactbouncyman1022 (1:59:47 PM): i justbouncyman1022 (1:59:51 PM): pushed him off with my armbouncyman1022 (2:00:08 PM): so anywaybouncyman1022 (2:00:11 PM): we get out of the clubbouncyman1022 (2:00:16 PM): and three of them are sitting therebouncyman1022 (2:00:21 PM): waiting for taxisbouncyman1022 (2:00:22 PM): and they fuckingbouncyman1022 (2:00:26 PM): try to start shit bouncyman1022 (2:00:28 PM): with mebouncyman1022 (2:00:32 PM): and there's like 6 of usbouncyman1022 (2:00:36 PM): but anywaybouncyman1022 (2:00:38 PM): ****'s dadbouncyman1022 (2:00:42 PM): is connected to the mafiabouncyman1022 (2:00:44 PM): so we're likebouncyman1022 (2:00:50 PM): fuck this we're calilng **** (who left early)bouncyman1022 (2:00:52 PM): to call his dadbouncyman1022 (2:00:55 PM): and they're likebouncyman1022 (2:00:59 PM): why the fuck you on the phonebouncyman1022 (2:01:03 PM): we're fucking calling our people toobouncyman1022 (2:01:05 PM): sobouncyman1022 (2:01:15 PM): shit starts to escalatebouncyman1022 (2:01:20 PM): and i'm trying to calm everyone downbouncyman1022 (2:01:24 PM): and !!!! decidesbouncyman1022 (2:01:28 PM): to make our peoplebouncyman1022 (2:01:31 PM): go sit downbouncyman1022 (2:01:35 PM): until **** and his dad can get therebouncyman1022 (2:01:39 PM): to straighten shit outbouncyman1022 (2:01:41 PM): while i talk to thembouncyman1022 (2:01:53 PM): so !!!! and them are chillingbouncyman1022 (2:01:57 PM): and i'm just talking thembouncyman1022 (2:02:00 PM): trying to figure outbouncyman1022 (2:02:03 PM): what the fuck is going onbouncyman1022 (2:02:13 PM): and some fat asian dude shows up (wasn't me)bouncyman1022 (2:02:20 PM): and so i start talking to himbouncyman1022 (2:02:27 PM): and explaning everything that's going onbouncyman1022 (2:02:28 PM): and he's likebouncyman1022 (2:02:32 PM): "were blows thrown?"bouncyman1022 (2:02:36 PM): so i say nobouncyman1022 (2:02:43 PM): and thenbouncyman1022 (2:02:47 PM): he's like come herebouncyman1022 (2:02:51 PM): and he puts his arm around mebouncyman1022 (2:02:54 PM): and pulls me asidebouncyman1022 (2:02:55 PM): and saysbouncyman1022 (2:02:56 PM): you from la?bouncyman1022 (2:03:00 PM): i'm like yeahbouncyman1022 (2:03:03 PM): and he's likebouncyman1022 (2:03:07 PM): cool i'm from arcadiabouncyman1022 (2:03:10 PM): my name is @@@@bouncyman1022 (2:03:12 PM): and i'm with the triadbouncyman1022 (2:03:16 PM): and that guy's dadbouncyman1022 (2:03:18 PM): told mebouncyman1022 (2:03:21 PM): to take care of himbouncyman1022 (2:03:24 PM): while he's in taipeibouncyman1022 (2:03:30 PM): so here are two optionsbouncyman1022 (2:03:36 PM): #1 i call the policebouncyman1022 (2:03:39 PM): everyone goes homebouncyman1022 (2:03:45 PM): and some names are taken down maybebouncyman1022 (2:03:47 PM): some paper work bull shitbouncyman1022 (2:03:52 PM): #2 optionbouncyman1022 (2:03:56 PM): i call in my little brotherbouncyman1022 (2:04:00 PM): and you guys don't get to go homebouncyman1022 (2:04:01 PM): everbouncyman1022 (2:04:07 PM): and at this pointbouncyman1022 (2:04:12 PM): i know ****'s dad is on his waybouncyman1022 (2:04:16 PM): and he probably out ranks this guybouncyman1022 (2:04:30 PM): but @@@@'s people at this momentbouncyman1022 (2:04:32 PM): get out of the carbouncyman1022 (2:04:36 PM): and @@@@ saysbouncyman1022 (2:04:39 PM): those are my peoplebouncyman1022 (2:04:43 PM): i really dont' want to have to use thembouncyman1022 (2:04:50 PM): and like he's a cool guybouncyman1022 (2:04:52 PM): he's not madbouncyman1022 (2:04:55 PM): or anythingbouncyman1022 (2:04:59 PM): he's just reasoning with mebouncyman1022 (2:05:00 PM): and he saysbouncyman1022 (2:05:04 PM): i knwo you guys were drunkbouncyman1022 (2:05:07 PM): and stupid shit startedbouncyman1022 (2:05:12 PM): but i need your boys to come apologizebouncyman1022 (2:05:13 PM): to these 3bouncyman1022 (2:05:16 PM): so everyone can go homebouncyman1022 (2:05:18 PM): and i'm likebouncyman1022 (2:05:19 PM): nobouncyman1022 (2:05:20 PM): fuck thatbouncyman1022 (2:05:24 PM): they ain't apologizing for shitbouncyman1022 (2:05:34 PM): so basciallybouncyman1022 (2:05:36 PM): we're in a deadlockbouncyman1022 (2:05:41 PM): ****'s dad is on his waybouncyman1022 (2:05:47 PM): i go back to my friendsbouncyman1022 (2:05:49 PM): and tell thembouncyman1022 (2:05:54 PM): that @@@@ told me he's in the triad whateverbouncyman1022 (2:05:58 PM): and he just wants an apologybouncyman1022 (2:06:00 PM): and everyone gets to go homebouncyman1022 (2:06:07 PM): but my guys, like i knew they wouldbouncyman1022 (2:06:08 PM): saidbouncyman1022 (2:06:09 PM): fuck thatbouncyman1022 (2:06:21 PM): but the whole time @@@@ is talking to the three dumbshits that started all this horse manruebouncyman1022 (2:06:24 PM): *manurebouncyman1022 (2:06:37 PM): and i guess he convinces them to go homebouncyman1022 (2:06:42 PM): so everyones' getting ready to gobouncyman1022 (2:06:51 PM): and !!!! comes overbouncyman1022 (2:06:54 PM): seeing that they're leavingbouncyman1022 (2:07:01 PM): and says to @@@@bouncyman1022 (2:07:13 PM): do you know mr $$$$, that likes to hang out at luxi?bouncyman1022 (2:07:20 PM): and @@@@'s like... the head guy at luxi?bouncyman1022 (2:07:22 PM): fuck yeah i know himbouncyman1022 (2:07:25 PM): i ahve to call himbouncyman1022 (2:07:27 PM): mr presidentbouncyman1022 (2:07:29 PM): hahahahahahahahahhabouncyman1022 (2:07:33 PM): so he goes home toobouncyman1022 (2:07:39 PM): ****'s dad gets out of the carbouncyman1022 (2:07:42 PM): **** gets out of the carbouncyman1022 (2:07:47 PM): ****'s dad looks us all overbouncyman1022 (2:07:49 PM): to see that we're okbouncyman1022 (2:07:55 PM): and then he fucking walks past usbouncyman1022 (2:07:59 PM): into the middle of the streetbouncyman1022 (2:08:07 PM): where a cop car pulls upbouncyman1022 (2:08:13 PM): and ****'s dad like leans into the cop carbouncyman1022 (2:08:16 PM): says some shitbouncyman1022 (2:08:22 PM): and like 3 cop cars pull up out of nowherebouncyman1022 (2:08:24 PM): and go homebouncyman1022 (2:08:27 PM): and ****'s dad is likebouncyman1022 (2:08:30 PM): okay my people are gonebouncyman1022 (2:08:32 PM): everyone go home nowbouncyman1022 (2:08:35 PM): so i jumped in a taxibouncyman1022 (2:08:36 PM): and left Add a comment Sam // 2:10 PM ______________________
**** = friend, !!!! = friend, @@@@ = mafia underling and $$$$ = mafia head bossbouncyman1022 (1:59:11 PM): just got back from a clubbouncyman1022 (1:59:19 PM): and likebouncyman1022 (1:59:21 PM): while i was in the clubbouncyman1022 (1:59:25 PM): i felt someone's arm push mebouncyman1022 (1:59:28 PM): so i pushed him backbouncyman1022 (1:59:30 PM): and then he pushed me againbouncyman1022 (1:59:33 PM): so i pushed him backbouncyman1022 (1:59:44 PM): butbouncyman1022 (1:59:46 PM): i dind't make eye contactbouncyman1022 (1:59:47 PM): i justbouncyman1022 (1:59:51 PM): pushed him off with my armbouncyman1022 (2:00:08 PM): so anywaybouncyman1022 (2:00:11 PM): we get out of the clubbouncyman1022 (2:00:16 PM): and three of them are sitting therebouncyman1022 (2:00:21 PM): waiting for taxisbouncyman1022 (2:00:22 PM): and they fuckingbouncyman1022 (2:00:26 PM): try to start shit bouncyman1022 (2:00:28 PM): with mebouncyman1022 (2:00:32 PM): and there's like 6 of usbouncyman1022 (2:00:36 PM): but anywaybouncyman1022 (2:00:38 PM): ****'s dadbouncyman1022 (2:00:42 PM): is connected to the mafiabouncyman1022 (2:00:44 PM): so we're likebouncyman1022 (2:00:50 PM): fuck this we're calilng **** (who left early)bouncyman1022 (2:00:52 PM): to call his dadbouncyman1022 (2:00:55 PM): and they're likebouncyman1022 (2:00:59 PM): why the fuck you on the phonebouncyman1022 (2:01:03 PM): we're fucking calling our people toobouncyman1022 (2:01:05 PM): sobouncyman1022 (2:01:15 PM): shit starts to escalatebouncyman1022 (2:01:20 PM): and i'm trying to calm everyone downbouncyman1022 (2:01:24 PM): and !!!! decidesbouncyman1022 (2:01:28 PM): to make our peoplebouncyman1022 (2:01:31 PM): go sit downbouncyman1022 (2:01:35 PM): until **** and his dad can get therebouncyman1022 (2:01:39 PM): to straighten shit outbouncyman1022 (2:01:41 PM): while i talk to thembouncyman1022 (2:01:53 PM): so !!!! and them are chillingbouncyman1022 (2:01:57 PM): and i'm just talking thembouncyman1022 (2:02:00 PM): trying to figure outbouncyman1022 (2:02:03 PM): what the fuck is going onbouncyman1022 (2:02:13 PM): and some fat asian dude shows up (wasn't me)bouncyman1022 (2:02:20 PM): and so i start talking to himbouncyman1022 (2:02:27 PM): and explaning everything that's going onbouncyman1022 (2:02:28 PM): and he's likebouncyman1022 (2:02:32 PM): "were blows thrown?"bouncyman1022 (2:02:36 PM): so i say nobouncyman1022 (2:02:43 PM): and thenbouncyman1022 (2:02:47 PM): he's like come herebouncyman1022 (2:02:51 PM): and he puts his arm around mebouncyman1022 (2:02:54 PM): and pulls me asidebouncyman1022 (2:02:55 PM): and saysbouncyman1022 (2:02:56 PM): you from la?bouncyman1022 (2:03:00 PM): i'm like yeahbouncyman1022 (2:03:03 PM): and he's likebouncyman1022 (2:03:07 PM): cool i'm from arcadiabouncyman1022 (2:03:10 PM): my name is @@@@bouncyman1022 (2:03:12 PM): and i'm with the triadbouncyman1022 (2:03:16 PM): and that guy's dadbouncyman1022 (2:03:18 PM): told mebouncyman1022 (2:03:21 PM): to take care of himbouncyman1022 (2:03:24 PM): while he's in taipeibouncyman1022 (2:03:30 PM): so here are two optionsbouncyman1022 (2:03:36 PM): #1 i call the policebouncyman1022 (2:03:39 PM): everyone goes homebouncyman1022 (2:03:45 PM): and some names are taken down maybebouncyman1022 (2:03:47 PM): some paper work bull shitbouncyman1022 (2:03:52 PM): #2 optionbouncyman1022 (2:03:56 PM): i call in my little brotherbouncyman1022 (2:04:00 PM): and you guys don't get to go homebouncyman1022 (2:04:01 PM): everbouncyman1022 (2:04:07 PM): and at this pointbouncyman1022 (2:04:12 PM): i know ****'s dad is on his waybouncyman1022 (2:04:16 PM): and he probably out ranks this guybouncyman1022 (2:04:30 PM): but @@@@'s people at this momentbouncyman1022 (2:04:32 PM): get out of the carbouncyman1022 (2:04:36 PM): and @@@@ saysbouncyman1022 (2:04:39 PM): those are my peoplebouncyman1022 (2:04:43 PM): i really dont' want to have to use thembouncyman1022 (2:04:50 PM): and like he's a cool guybouncyman1022 (2:04:52 PM): he's not madbouncyman1022 (2:04:55 PM): or anythingbouncyman1022 (2:04:59 PM): he's just reasoning with mebouncyman1022 (2:05:00 PM): and he saysbouncyman1022 (2:05:04 PM): i knwo you guys were drunkbouncyman1022 (2:05:07 PM): and stupid shit startedbouncyman1022 (2:05:12 PM): but i need your boys to come apologizebouncyman1022 (2:05:13 PM): to these 3bouncyman1022 (2:05:16 PM): so everyone can go homebouncyman1022 (2:05:18 PM): and i'm likebouncyman1022 (2:05:19 PM): nobouncyman1022 (2:05:20 PM): fuck thatbouncyman1022 (2:05:24 PM): they ain't apologizing for shitbouncyman1022 (2:05:34 PM): so basciallybouncyman1022 (2:05:36 PM): we're in a deadlockbouncyman1022 (2:05:41 PM): ****'s dad is on his waybouncyman1022 (2:05:47 PM): i go back to my friendsbouncyman1022 (2:05:49 PM): and tell thembouncyman1022 (2:05:54 PM): that @@@@ told me he's in the triad whateverbouncyman1022 (2:05:58 PM): and he just wants an apologybouncyman1022 (2:06:00 PM): and everyone gets to go homebouncyman1022 (2:06:07 PM): but my guys, like i knew they wouldbouncyman1022 (2:06:08 PM): saidbouncyman1022 (2:06:09 PM): fuck thatbouncyman1022 (2:06:21 PM): but the whole time @@@@ is talking to the three dumbshits that started all this horse manruebouncyman1022 (2:06:24 PM): *manurebouncyman1022 (2:06:37 PM): and i guess he convinces them to go homebouncyman1022 (2:06:42 PM): so everyones' getting ready to gobouncyman1022 (2:06:51 PM): and !!!! comes overbouncyman1022 (2:06:54 PM): seeing that they're leavingbouncyman1022 (2:07:01 PM): and says to @@@@bouncyman1022 (2:07:13 PM): do you know mr $$$$, that likes to hang out at luxi?bouncyman1022 (2:07:20 PM): and @@@@'s like... the head guy at luxi?bouncyman1022 (2:07:22 PM): fuck yeah i know himbouncyman1022 (2:07:25 PM): i ahve to call himbouncyman1022 (2:07:27 PM): mr presidentbouncyman1022 (2:07:29 PM): hahahahahahahahahhabouncyman1022 (2:07:33 PM): so he goes home toobouncyman1022 (2:07:39 PM): ****'s dad gets out of the carbouncyman1022 (2:07:42 PM): **** gets out of the carbouncyman1022 (2:07:47 PM): ****'s dad looks us all overbouncyman1022 (2:07:49 PM): to see that we're okbouncyman1022 (2:07:55 PM): and then he fucking walks past usbouncyman1022 (2:07:59 PM): into the middle of the streetbouncyman1022 (2:08:07 PM): where a cop car pulls upbouncyman1022 (2:08:13 PM): and ****'s dad like leans into the cop carbouncyman1022 (2:08:16 PM): says some shitbouncyman1022 (2:08:22 PM): and like 3 cop cars pull up out of nowherebouncyman1022 (2:08:24 PM): and go homebouncyman1022 (2:08:27 PM): and ****'s dad is likebouncyman1022 (2:08:30 PM): okay my people are gonebouncyman1022 (2:08:32 PM): everyone go home nowbouncyman1022 (2:08:35 PM): so i jumped in a taxibouncyman1022 (2:08:36 PM): and left Add a comment Sam // 2:10 PM
