one plus one is less than three

Wednesday, September 03, 2003:

sorry but i must edit kevins' beautiful prose
the grammatical mistakes bug me



Sam // 2:03 AM

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Sunday, August 31, 2003:

jack0rzed from a xanga

Satisfy that intellectual beast inside...you know you love nerdy pick-up lines...

"Want to experimentally find out the coefficient of friction between you and me?"

"I can feel an attraction between us... and it's not just gravitational."

"I want you more than flourine wants an electron."

"Our electronegativity difference must be pretty high, cause nothing could separate us."

"I wish I was x^3 and you were 3x^2 so I could be the area under your curves."

"I want to be your derivative so I can be tangent to your curves."





Sam // 2:55 AM

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