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Saturday, August 10, 2002:
Funny story from yesterday that I just remembered..
we were eating lunch... when all of a sudden... Tiff Liu grabbed my leg... and wouldn't let go.... so I asked her what she was doing... and she said she couldn't breathe... because she was allergic to lettuce... but she ate it anyways...weirdo.. anyways.... after like two to three minutes... she looked down and was like : "OH MY! THAT'S YOUR LEG!"... apparently, she thought it was the chair leg.... I don't know why... the diameter of my leg is probably four times that of the chair leg.
Well.. on to today...went to watch "Signs" with my mom..good movie... a little slow.. a little too simple...but strong ending.... weaved the whole movie together... absolutley beautiful ending..after "Signs" I came home.... waited for Dan T. to get here and then I went to Paul Ho's house to help move groceries while Dan stayed at my house and played FFX... went to church around 6:30 and got back at like 11:20.... I remember something happened... I just can't remember what... oh well.. I'm exhausted... OH YEAH!..... got my Senior portrait taken... and I found that you've been doing the job of taking pictures too long... when you ask a guy with a shaved head (me) to check his hair while you deal with some papers... only took 30 minutes... muy happy... ok.... I'll try to think of more later.... shower for now...
Sam // 12:31 AM
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Friday, August 09, 2002:
OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I CAN'T BELIEVE I FORGOT!
The third place horse for the Daily Derby on 08/08/2002 was Horse #12... everyone's favorite gay porn star.... LUCKY CHARMS!
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH
The things you learn on the news....
Sam // 1:30 AM
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Today was a fun day...
got up at like 8:30 because I was supposed to be at church by 9:00.... Arthur, of course, showed up at my door around... 9:15.... I was not surprised nor was I impressed... we got to church by 9:30.... and everyone had left... so we thought....called around... Timmy had showed and went to pick up Naomi and Tiff W went to get food.... so we were the only ones there... and we thought we were early... HA!..... ok... at the beach... went into the ocean... started dragging Tiff L in.... but she was fighting... so let go when I heard a pop in her arm ^_^;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;....anyways... she was ok... and then I tried to get Naomi in... but she got annoyed... so I let go... and she fell on her butt in the water and got all wet... ahahahhaha... I win... Josh and I swam out into the ocean a bit and rode the waves.... until Josh got nailed by a wave in an area for which God intended to only be treated nicely... (wow that felt too wordy....).. so he got up to recover...after he finished recovering we borrowed Naomi's foot ball and went to throw it around in the water... Naomi got all worried we would lsoe her foot ball... so she came in fully clothed to make sure we didn't... hung out till 12... ate at El Torasco... went to visit Art's mom... since her shop was 2 stores down... she saw me and Josh and offered to buy lunch for like all 10 people... how nice... we of course didn't let her.. then we hung out at Naomi's... watched Orange County... not bad.... didn't get to watch/have to watch "Walk to Remember" I would've watched... if I didn't know the ending.. anyways... went home and did nothing until now... SMACKDOWN GOT PRE-EMPTED!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH STUPID BASEBALL! Anyways... good night...
Sam // 1:27 AM
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Thursday, August 08, 2002:
Damn it... shouldn't have stayed up so late... I'm sore-ish... aih yah... was playing Marvel vs. Capcom with Steve.... what a fun game!
Crazy gym!
Gotta get up early tomorrow... and the next day too... SIGH... good night
Sam // 1:59 AM
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Wednesday, August 07, 2002:
24 ppl online... 8 are actually at their computers....
I am now a licensed member of the driving community
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That's all for now
Sam // 1:44 PM
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Let's see... what did I do today.. woke up at 12:30 ... great stuff... chatted online... got invited to play bball with Eddie... but had to eat dinner at 6:30 so couldn't go..... watched TV from 3:30 to about 7:30.... screwed around in my room a bit... went to the 'Y' with Josh around 9ish to play basketball... there were a couple games going on so I didn't get in until about 9:30... but it was fun.. I actually grabbed some rebounds and made like 3 shots... w00t.... license test tomorrow... don't wanna be too tired... I will now sleep and pray that I pass....good luck to me! w00t
Sam // 1:00 AM
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Tuesday, August 06, 2002:
Didn't really do anything today... woke up at 1... got into argument with mom.... walked to aunt's house... stayed till like 10ish..... got home... watched some IY... ate some food... Angie will now try to fix my blog so the font doesn't get all screwy
Sam // 1:14 AM
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Sunday, August 04, 2002:
In response to the blog written on:
8/4/2002
at:
12:27:08 AM
Tiggersweetypie: u forgot to mention that froggy is better at baseball than u
Tiggersweetypie: me and tiff wong
Tiggersweetypie: we only hit..everything
Tiggersweetypie: hahaha
Sam // 11:06 PM
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w00t w00t... signed up for SAT IIs again..... I've decided to opt out of the SAT I.... I'll be happy with my 1380....
Haha.. I was asleep in bed today when I heard Eddie honking, because he had arrived to pick me up for church.... so I threw on my shorts and shirt and walked out the door.... fun fun....after Sunday School... I went with worship team to hang out for lunch at Del Amo.... saw a bunch of PV people there, including Minh and David Chang.... afterwards I listened in on the meeting.... got home around 3ish... chatted for a bit.... around 7:00 I went to watch TV... saw a bunch of stuff... including Simpsons... but I was waiting for Malcolm and finally got to watch it after like a full seasons hiatus... no clue what the heck is going on with Francis now.... the first episode of Malcolm was much better than the second....
Some funny story I was going to put in... but I forgot...
Fun question that I finally got answered tonight.... let's see what you people think... you can use my brand spanking new commenting function to reply...
"has drank" or "has drunk"?
As in:
"Is he addicted to alcohol?"
"No, but he has drunk/drank a couple bottles of beer before."
I'll post the correct answer next week... if I remember to.....
That's all...
Have fun in China, Kim and Echo.....
PS If you know the answer to the "drunk/drank" question because I told you don't ruin the fun
Sam // 10:42 PM
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Remebered another story... w00t... Josh and Tiffany decided to race from Mulligan's to Peter's place....oh yeah... we went to Peter's to hang out after Mulligan's..so anyways... after turning out of Mulligan, we started racing .... at thirty miles an hour.... in a forty mile per hour zone.....sigh... losers! Hahah... then we turned on to the street Peter's is on... and Tiffany and Arthur, who decided to join the race, made their move.... so just stepped on the accelerator... but both Tiffany and Arthur (and Wayne who came out of no where) passed us like we were standing still when we were going 65!!!!!! Good goodness!
Another story, the batting cages must be paid for with tokens.... and they have this deal... for $5 you get 6 tokens.... but of course, you have to use a $5 dollar bill, for obvious reasons.... anyways, Stephanie wanted the deal... but put in 5 $1 bills.... hahaha.... genius!
Sam // 1:01 AM
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Oh my, oh my, so many great stories about Mulligan's tonight... I know for a fact that I will forget some..
Went to the church picnic in the morning around 11:30ish... .didn't get to play any basketball... kind of peeved about that... but oh well...
After that I went with Josh, who was originally going to De Portola to play ball, but decided he wasn't feeling well, so I hung out at his house until like 4, and then we went to YMCA.... swam twenty laps... worked out a bit... got back to his house around 5:30... went out for dinner around 6:30... at Redondo Beach Brewery... ate.. left early, to go to Mulligans... where the REAL fun began!
Let's share some stories of the night...
Josh went to do batting cages...$1/20 balls..... he misses the first 8 balls completely... around number 11 he hits the ball straight up into the air.... and it hits his arm as it falls.... which causes him much pain.... hahaha... Arthur went next.... I think he hit 2 out of 20... then I decided to go.... I hit one ball.... AND ONE BALL HIT ME!!!!!!!! Bruised my knuckles too... I swang my bat too early, straight into the path of the ball... and it hit me on the hand... I told one of the workers there.... and he was just like ... "ok... great..." that phag... his name was Josh too! Haha.... Then I played some air hockey with Tiffany while my friends Go-Karted... I wanted to do that... but I was too heavy... the max weight was 250... and I was wearing sandals... which isn't allowed.... then we went to the main event... the mini golfing.... we placed a bet at the beginning that the biggest winner would get a dollar from the biggest loser.... after three holes... with 6 strokes being the maximum on a whole and 3 strokes being par...(which translates to anywhere from -2 to +3 for each hole)... I was down by 8 strokes from the winner... after two more holes... I was down by 15.... w00t...... then Arthur started screwing around... and I stopped fooling around...... soon, and before Arthur realized it... I was only 6 strokes behind him and we were on hole 10.... I told thim that I would beat him on the 18th hole... and he just scoffed..... that fool.... anyways... on hole 17 he was beating me by 1 stroke... and it was a hard whole... he went first and managed to take par...but that wasn't good enough... I came back with two strokes, and the birdie for the tie!!!!! w00t.... so hole 18 comes along.....and here's the set up....
O o O
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x
*EDIT* The diagram is not showing properly.... but line the x up with the 'o' and then space everything out more... to the end of the line...
Where x was the start, the 'o' was a small hole and the 'O's were larger holes.... the line was a gap that would absorb the ball... since it was the last hole.... so we made the 'o' a hole in one.... the 'O' a birdie... and the line the par...... Arthur goes first...... hits it left...... it hits the inside edge of the left 'O' goes in... AND BOUNCES OUT!!!!!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH..... I line up my shot... ready to tie... happy to come back from 15 strokes......not truly believing I'll beat Arthur..... I hit to the right... hit the right inside edge of the right 'O'.... it bounces to the left inside edge of the right 'O'.... and GOES IN!!!!!!!! w000000000000000t......... so.... I was right... I DID destroy him on the 18th hole.... I was VICTORIOUS! Unfortunately, I was victorious in the battle for losers....
There are more stories... I KNOW it... but I can't remember them... just as I said I wouldn't be able to.....
I practiced my scamming skills tonight too... Raymond took a stack of various cards out of his wallet, with about 6 business cards on top..... I snatch the stack from him... look through it... and pocket a T's Boba card that was probably a month old, bent in half, with scruffy edges and seven stamps (you need ten stamps for a free drink)... in plain sight of Raymond, I put it in my pocket.... of course, he demands the card back.... so I take out my wallet.... and hand him a one week old boba card with no bends, mint condition and no stamps, and he doesn't notice.... what pure genuis.... of course I gave the card back later...
Oh yeah... one more story.... Josh was batting again after we golfed... and he was missing everything and got frustrated... so when we were done he hit the machine with his bat... and it gave him a free game! How 1337!
That's about it.... I wish I could remember the rest of the stories..... maybe they'll come back to me some time.... good night all.....
PS: For some reason... I kept typing "whole" instead of "hole" tonight.... must've caught myself doing at least a dozen times..... very odd...oh well..
Sam // 12:27 AM
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